how to look sober

[happysuicide]

i kept it from my mum for 2 years, its hard work and hell of a lot of lying.

first of all build up a whole anti drugs complex thingy - make sure your mum thinks that your friends smoking upsets you.

then get very very defense if you are accused

use the following excuses but word them well

- im very tired
- i'm drunk
- my friends have been smoking around me (for red eye or the smell)
- i've been crying (mainly girls)
- something flew into my eye (risky)
- hayfever
- its cold out there
- i feel ill
- do i look weird... how odd

do not grab everything from the fridge and then mong on the sofa. Take your time, casually ask if you can have something to eat or say 'i might grab a bite to eat'.

if you feel that all this is failing, avoid all eye contact and head straight to bedroom.

Above all else do not let your parents drag you into a long conversation... it will not go well

[StarcommanderX]

happy suicide, shut the fuck up you dumbass.

[slipnslide087]

that was the gayest shit i ever heard. not making eye contact is stupid as fuck. and if your parents give a shit, theres not really a nice wording for "mom, im fuckin drunk" she will either care or not.

[so out of it]

HA! I just recently told my mom casually that I smoke. She's chill with it. NO MORE SNEAKING AROUND BAKED, BITCHES!!!!!!

[slipknotpsycho]

lol...i'm old enough to not have to worry about it...haven't had to sneak aroudn for years, bitches!!!!!! lmao

[XxInTheAirxX]

lol...i'm old enough to not have to worry about it...haven't had to sneak aroudn for years, bitches!!!!!! lmao

lucky... i hate sneaking around.. i feel a little bad comeing home baked outta my mind and blameing my red eyes on my contacts or being tired.i can't wate to move out 5 more months

[slipnslide087]

i moved out 6 months ago. i havent had to hide shit for about......2 years almost. weeeeee bitches!

[s2headhunter]

this sucks the forum i just put up about my mom busting me wont let me in and anyway yeah i was the stealthiest damn person and my mom still caught me..i even hid my stash under a loose board in my closet.....she snuk up the stairs to scare me one day ..u know stupid stuff parents do and i was getting my bag to hae before school and she saw it....DAMN!! should i keep smokinjg? she said drug tests ect are coming and i told her iwouldnt anymore and then i had to talk with my dad and i was like you can drug test me i dont care and he was like well were not gonna do that just dont do it anymore...

[happysuicide]

happy suicide, shut the fuck up you dumbass.

i think that was unnessecary. If you dont like what i have to say you can be a bit mature about it.

i really dont care if you think its stupid, it worked for me, it works for my mates, and it works for my area... just because it may not work for you doesnt mean i deserve to be sworn at

[slipnslide087]

its just stupid advice dude. bottomline.