Yikes. I just received a certified letter from the library about a long-forgotten long lost book. They informed me of my violation of law. I'd best high tail it in and take care of this before the "library police" take me to jail. Over a $14.90 fine.

I was so worried about the certified letter. Certified letter can't be good. What a relief to see the library's return address on it.

I repent of my irresponsible and criminal behavior!