my D&D chars are usually rangers so whenever we are questing in a forest I search for 'valuable roots, spices and herbs'

then while my PC searches I roll a spliff

and since I am a mostly-evil (selfish to the extreme) character, I will oftentimes hide out during a fight so I can leave to smoke the doobie...just don't give your dm hallucinogens.

"you enter into the room, the stench of mildew permeating the dank dungeon walls. a single torch is lit inside, illuminating what appears to be a four foot long floating penis, complete with balls. It turns to face the door as you enter, and growls menacingly at you."

"you said penis, right?"

"uhh...yeah. floating penis."

"I kick him in the nuts!"
DrGonzo Reviewed by DrGonzo on . Roleplaying Stoned Man, does anyone else like roleplaying stoned? I did it for the first time last friday and it was a fucking blast. ^.^ Even though two of the people weren't smoking it turned out to be alot of fun. ((We played Call of Cthulu.)) Rating: 5