The first time I decided to get drunk and high alone in the middle of the night involved a few beers and a couple tequila shots...then I smoked a joint.
Well at first I felt happily fucked up..then I started feeling hot and nauseaous and had to rush to the bathroom to vomit which came out my nose and was chunky and burned like all hell. Then I started to think in the third person as if I was writing a trip report.
Then my dog came over and started barking at me and I felt as if she was going against me though I knew this to be a completely irrational thought.

Then my next couple times being drunk and high I havn't vomitted but merely felt shitty and unable to comprehend anything so I lay on the floor a while with my eyes closed and have to piss like a motherfucker.