Police arrest man taking naked walk, "suspect smelled of feces" officer says

[rebgirl420]

Police arrest man taking naked walk

Suspect was intoxicated and smelled of feces, officers said.

HAZEL PARK - Clad only in a foul odor, a Hazel Park man was arrested for indecent exposure after police say he decided to walk naked around his neighborhood.

Charles M. Reed, 35, is jailed on $5,000 cash bond following his arraignment Saturday before Hazel Park 43rd District Magistrate James Paterson.
"This guy was just out of his mind on alcohol," said Hazel Park Police Lt. Michael Kolp.

According to the arresting officer's report, Reed smelled strongly of intoxicants and feces.

"The smell was apparently bad enough for the officer to mention it in his report," Kolp said.

Neighbors in the area of West Hayes and John R called police about 8:30 a.m. after they spotted the suspect walking naked down the street. When police arrived, they noticed Reed had drawn the attention of several neighbors as he strode along the sidewalk. Police approached Reed and asked him what he was doing.

"He said he just wanted to see what it felt like to walk around the block naked," Kolp said.

Police said they arrested him after he refused to give his name or address. Reed was fully aware he was naked and seemed to take enjoyment when people looked at him, police said.

The suspect was disruptive once police got him to the station and booked him for indecent exposure, a misdemeanor. Reed repeatedly grabbed his private areas and made lewd comments, police said.

"He was disruptive and acting like a fool," Kolp said.

Police gave the suspect a jumpsuit made of a paper-like material to wear before they put him in a cell, police said. However, police said he took the jumpsuit off and used it to cover a surveillance camera in his cell before he was moved to another cell.

Daily Tribune : Police arrest man taking naked walk 08/19/08

And the award for "Best answer to give authorities when caught nude and smelling of shit" goes to Charles M. Reed for this gem:

"He said he just wanted to see what it felt like to walk around the block naked"

rebgirl420 Reviewed by rebgirl420 on 08-20-2008. Police arrest man taking naked walk, "suspect smelled of feces" officer says Police arrest man taking naked walk Suspect was intoxicated and smelled of feces, officers said. HAZEL PARK - Clad only in a foul odor, a Hazel Park man was arrested for indecent exposure after police say he decided to walk naked around his neighborhood. Charles M. Reed, 35, is jailed on $5,000 cash bond following his arraignment Saturday before Hazel Park 43rd District Magistrate James Paterson. "This guy was just out of his mind on alcohol," said Hazel Park Police Lt. Michael Kolp. Rating: 5

[painretreat]

lol!!!

wonder if he was smoking some of that mmj called 'shit' I read about here!

hard to believe he didn't dump the guy off at the medical center for the nurse's to clean up prior to jail and a mental check!

This is too funny. Hope I never have to sit in that police car! Makes you wonder, do they ever clean those seats? pr

[killerweed420]

Damn I've been pretty drunk before but never drunk enough to walk around the neighbourhood naked with feces on me.lol

[bloodbrother]

no doubt... its either naked OR feces, never both... what was he thinking