Detoxify Products Did Not Work For Me

[Lauralou]

Hey guys,

I'm freaking out here & would really love it if someone could help me out? My boyfriend had a pre-employment U/A today for an unbelievably important job - & I would really reallyappreciate someone letting me know what they think his chances of passing are?

Okay, so we thought he should have been clean by now, last smoke was just before New Years, so a bit more than a month (he smoked an ounce in about 10 days over xmas break and new years)Had been clean for months before that, and hasn't smoked since.
He's a pretty big guy & was getting a bunch of exercise, so we didn't even think twice when his new boss asked for a drug screen!

Just to be safe he bought a home dipscan test. Came back dirty. Not even a hint of a line! Wtf?
So, about 3 days ago he went and bought one of those Zydot drinks, thinking that it might be just enough to make him pass (he still hasn't smoked for a month, so we're guessing his THC levels must be seriously low by now!)

Did a trial run with the detox drink & another dip scan test & he passed (just) - he followed it to the letter. Now I know that this is because of the water & there is a much cheaper way to do it etc etc, so I'm really not looking for the lecture on how we wasted our money, I would just like to know what people think?

This drink has creatine and vitamin b and all that other stuff that undiluted pee is meant to have.
We thought it may have been just a 10 panel drug screen at the doctors office, but it isn't its a full on lab test. He repeated the zydot thing & had his test today... now we have to wait 48 damn hours.

If he was negative on the home test, will he pass the lab test aswell?

Thanks!

[brianvlink684]

Most detox products contain some kind of claim to "aid in the process of elimination of toxins". If they make no claim to cure disease they are on safe ground legally. Most health-related products include on their packaging the advice to keep to a balanced diet and to follow a healthy lifestyle. That should eliminate any risk of litigation.

[Evelyn]

If they use an instant test, quit for as long as possible, drink a shitload of water and take some vitamins for color.
If they watch you piss AND sent it to a lab find a new hobby because you're probably gonna fail.

exactly. drink as much water as you can 1/2 hour to 1 hour before the test, that'll dilute any THC.
also, vitamin B complex will color your urine dark orange for a nice effect,
so take 2 or 3 of the vitamin tablets the night before the test.
another trick is to carry a small bottle of spring water around with you,
if you can, cut your urine with an equal amount of water.
with the extra coloring from the vitamins, no one will notice you watered down yer pee.

[Burnt Toast]

exactly. drink as much water as you can 1/2 hour to 1 hour before the test, that'll dilute any THC.
also, vitamin B complex will color your urine dark orange for a nice effect,
so take 2 or 3 of the vitamin tablets the night before the test.
another trick is to carry a small bottle of spring water around with you,
if you can, cut your urine with an equal amount of water.
with the extra coloring from the vitamins, no one will notice you watered down yer pee.

Oh, yes the labs will still notice - especially when they run checks for creatinine and specific gravity.
This is 2013. With creatinine and S/G checks being lab SOP in recent years, the days of just drinking copius amounts of water to "water down the sample" and trying to cover it up via vitamin-loading had gone the way of 8-track tape decks. When doing dilution techniques these days, the priority now is to keep the S/G and creatinine levels within acceptable ranges. There are dozens of posts elsewhere in the forum that describe the measures to be performed in order to accomplish this. The Forum Search button is your friend. :thumbsup: