Detoxify Products Did Not Work For Me

[BudBear]

Hey All,

I thought I would share my experience from earlier this week. I was offered a job last Friday. After I signed the contract, I was told I needed to report to a local lab for a drug screen before I started the job. I hadn't smoked for 48 hours. I took Detoxify's Pre-Cleanse tablets 24 hours before the test, as instructed in the directions. I took Detoxify's Ready Clean liquid on the day of the test. I took a home THC test before going over to the lab that showed I was negative for THC. I arrived at the lab 2 hours after drinking the Ready Clean, well within the 5 hour window of opportunity. The lab administered a urine test.

Long story short, I failed the drug screen. The lab told me my company allows up to 15 nanograms of THC and I had 82 nanograms in me.

I beleived all the claims that the Detoxify products make about being hugely successful. I trusted those claims. I smoke everyday. Now I am wondering if those products work only if a person is a weekend toker and not an everyday smoker.

I sure wish America would change their attitude about weed. This job I lost did not involve flying airplanes, doing surgery, or anything else risky. The job would have involved me sitting in a cubicle staring at a computer all day. Ultimately, I have to take responsibility for failing the test.

I learned my lesson and will have to stop until I get a job.

BudBear Reviewed by BudBear on 03-12-2004. Detoxify Products Did Not Work For Me Hey All, I thought I would share my experience from earlier this week. I was offered a job last Friday. After I signed the contract, I was told I needed to report to a local lab for a drug screen before I started the job. I hadn't smoked for 48 hours. I took Detoxify's Pre-Cleanse tablets 24 hours before the test, as instructed in the directions. I took Detoxify's Ready Clean liquid on the day of the test. I took a home THC test before going over to the lab that showed I was negative for Rating: 5

[DirtyB2525]

Im sorry about your experience with your test. I am a heavy smoker. I also smoke daily. Ive used the clean drinks many times. I use Terminator Gold 60. its worked 5 or 6 times for me in the last few years. I also used the wiz-a-nator when on probation. The wiz-a-nator is a life like cock that is filled with piss, just squize and your piss is in the cup and body temp. those are the ones i just, neither are cheap. Terminator costs me about $45 after tax and the wiz-a-nator cost me about $70 after tax. Sry you had a bad experience.

[meximo]

for what it worth was on probation for many years cleaned up drinkings pickle juice was tested 4 or 5 times when i know i was dirty never got caught

[billyzane1]

The national drug testing standard is 50NL.


A reading in the 85NL range is still too high, but 15 is low. If you came in at under 50 but over 15 I would fight it if the job were worth it. It is actually amazing you only had 82 NG/NL in you if you stopped just before the test.

You really should allow a month if you are not physically active and smoke often.

[thatguy]

I had the same problem with Clear Flush. It was supposed to be made for higher toxin levels, but when my results came back it showed positive on both tests they did. And that guarantee is horseshit. They refund your thirty bucks, but you have to pay 25 bucks just to get the paperwork for the refund. And price isn't a factor either. I've spent 20 on a cleanser and it has worked, so I know from experience. I think it all depends on how clean you are more than the 48 hours they tell you to be clean. The time I passed I had been clean for a week before.

[ChronicSmoke187]

whats up man,im on probation and i jus got out of jail and my probation officer came and gave me a drug test and i failed it.a few wasy to pass the shit is to drink vinegar and cranberry juice mix together.it will have a nasty taste but its worth it.also try Niacin Pills,u can find it in RED BULL enery drink or at a wal mart.Also i heard dat if u drink a little bit of bleach and water mixed together and drink,but i never tried it myself.but its worth a try.

[Kronik Bagz]

u shouldnt ever drink bleach, vinigar is bad on your kidneys and liver and the amout of niacin in redbull isnt close to the amount you would have to use to get clean, i took 4 500mg tabs when i woke up and before i went to sleep for 15 days and i was still dirty and i only weigh like 130 at 5'3". those pills dont even do what they are supposed to, if anything i gained weight

try runnin on a tredmill, the only sure way for passin a THC test is to:
1) stop smoking
2) exercise

[joker121]

Sos if you fail the job piss test, does it go on some permanent record? Do they report you to the cops? Regularly I mean. How hard is it to get a job if you've been convicted of posession of marijuan, or if you fail a piss test?
Can't you just take a suppository or somehting liek that to flush out your ssytem? I know it sucks, but milk of magnesia can really get you flowing!
Also, next time, try one of those "HollyWood Diet" Things. The say they let you lose 10 pounds in 24 hours. I'm not positive, but i have a good hunch that you jsut lose water weight, and sweat and shit it all off. Might try that next time bud.
Namaste

[Kronik Bagz]

around here at my group therapy we all have to take a piss test and if the person fails and hes not on probation they cant do shit. also being stoned isnt a crime, posession of weed is a crime

[SensibleG]

I tried Clear Flush capsules and failed my "Pop-Quiz" the first time. I didn't have time to follow their directions and I was totally dirty!! Thankfully, I was able to convince my work to let me re-test in a week and I started my cleansing program as the Clear Flush label describes. I called them out on their 100% guarantee and thought I was in for a fight, but much to my surprise, they offered me my money back or a free bottle of their liquid.....which is what I took them up on (I did have to send them a copy of the test which the testers should provide for free. By law, I believe!). After following the directions, exercising and a few "ball busting" mountain bike rides....wa-laa......I passed the test.:thumbsup:

Now, I keep a bottle of Clear Flush on hand just in case.