Hey, Serenity. The person you really need is FakeBoobsRule, another mod, but he may not be on again tonight.

Here's what I know. I've been schooled a bit more about lab testing this year. Niacin is pretty much folklore, from what they taught us. And cranberry tablets do nothing but make your urine more acidic. They do nothing to remove cannabis metabolites. Drinking lots of water doesn't help, either. Some people believe high fiber helps to clear the metabolites out of the bowel, but I am very skeptical about that improving people's chances on urine tests because metabolites settle where they settle, and the digestive system isn't the same thing as the urinary system. You can try eating a lot of bran cereal between now and the interview and test, though, if you want. It'd certainly be better than pickle juice or aspirin, which won't do a thing.

There's no way anyone can look into a crystal ball and tell you when you'll be drug tested. Do you know what sort of test you'll undergo? Blood? Urine? Hair? Saliva?


The standard answer that FBR typically gives to people who absolutely, positively must pass drug tests is to use substitution with clean urine if it's a urine test. If it's a hair test, you're likely up a creek. Different people with different sized bodies and metabolic rates clear the metabolites at different rates, and they take a while to be detectable in the first place. If you've smoked at the rate you cited above, you may well test clean anyway if you've been a light smoker and if last night's blunt hasn't become detectable yet. It won't have anything to do with the fact that you've drunk water or thought good thoughts or anything else--everyone always has some technique to attribute clean tests to, but more often than not it's simply because they didn't have detectable levels. It'll simply be because you have been an occasional enough smoker that you don't test positive.

I know this isn't the magic answer you wanted. It rarely is. There really is no magic guaranteed-success answer other than substitution, I'm afraid, and that's tricky in itself.
birdgirl73 Reviewed by birdgirl73 on . Possible drug test tomorrow! I need advice! I have read up on all of this, but I am still worried because some people say something works & others say that it doesn't...I smoked a blunt last night & have probably smoked about 3-4 times in the past month. I am 5'7, female, & about 150lbs....I don't really have a metabolism either, lol. Anyways, I had an interview in a week, but they changed it to tomorrow. If I am offered the job, how long would it be until I have to take the drug test? My mom's friend is interviewing me, so there is a Rating: 5