Oooh, yeah. Bad problem, alright. An expected crowd of up to 80,000 and a relocation to a stadium--enough clamoring for seats that they have to put conditions on the attendees in order to get tickets.

Sounds like a good problem to have. Too bad McCain isn't turning out the same sorts of crowds. Gotta give it to you for trying hard to put an evil spin on this one, though. You're nothing if not inventive!