I'm sure you look cute as can be with your corncob pipe. You can start a new trend. Heck, I think you should buy yourself a plantation, preferably someplace in Appalachia, to go with your pipe. Then you could grow plenty of weed to smoke plus a small field of corn so you'd have a future supply of corncobs for pipes. You could sit up on your porch in a rocking chair and watch your fields grow and live happily ever after.

I'll come live with you!!