Sounds suspicious to me, almost like you're pulling our legs. Or our pubococcygeal muscles. That's actually what you meant instead of "pelvic muscle." Perhaps I'm a bit of a cynic, but my intuition bells are ringing on this one, especially after reading your complaint about panic and physical pain followed there in your last sentence by your assurances that you'd be much happier if you could smoke again.

If you're for real, sounds like you may need to lay off smoking or find or grow yourself something in a nice Indica or Indica-dominant strain so you don't get the pubococcygeal-panic effect that may be exacerbated by what you're smoking now.

It'll be interesting to see if you post anything further here.