I had to sign back on here when I started seeing the words "boobs" and "natural breasts" being used. Made me happy just thinking about them. Sorry if this offends anyone on a women's forum. I am trained in matters of the chest. Still miss that jiggly avatar that used to be on that former mod's profile, too.

I'll get busted for this by MRs. Byrd, but I'm already busted as it is. She looked in on the Web from school and saw that I'd been posting. Then called me because I am supposed to be helping the neighbors with some house-related work that their contractor canceled on. She thought I was slacking on the neighbors and not doing what I'd promised which was what I'd been instructed to do by you know who in cahoots with our neighbor's wife.

So I thought I'd say a bit more about equality and give and take. Maybe this is really about autonomy. Not sure this has to do with chivalry, but my wife'll make it about that when she speaks to me again. It is for men who're in marriages, though. I think it's inadvisable to get in the habit of routinely and consistently doing as instructed. Give and take is fine. You also have to set limits and do what you want. Like this.

Chances are, even when you do what you've been told, you're still not going to make them 100% happy. Like this.

Happy 25th anniversary next week, Bird!