Quote Originally Posted by bedrockbob
Hell no. She cant get to the road because her Jeep Liberty that she is VERY proud of is stuck dipstick deep in a big puddle that freezes solid every night. She is on five acres of sabino and pinon but she doesnt know how to use a chainsaw, cant swing an axe, is afraid to use a hatchet so split kindling, and it is 12-18 degrees each night. She aint good looking so I am not cutting wood for her and nobody else lives out here.

I beleive she is living on the table scraps I am feeding to her dogs. She moved in right after elk season and I offered her dinner when we first met. She lectured me on the killing of animals. She used the word "cruel" and such. I offered her a few bags of green chile and some Estacia beans and she almost turned up her nose.

There is a lesbian playwright/author that lives a mile down the road that takes her into town once a week to get some bean sprouts or some damn thing. She huddles in a sleeping bag and shes looking pretty skinny. I figure she probably eats more pussy than bean sprouts.

Then there is the propane fiasco, and I am not going into that story. If NYC Woman can learn to make fire she will survive until spring thaw. I am sure she thinks she is on "Survivor". By runoff she will wear a beard of bees for sure.
Bob I haven't laughed that hard in a LONG LONG time!! I bet she bought her independent front and rear Liberty especially for New Mexico too. What do you think will happen when she really realizes that only about 10% of the people in Santa Fe are living comfortably and the other 90% aren't? My parents retired to Sandia Park and I know exactly where you are coming from on the lectures. I was out clearing some prickly pears when one of their neighbors came up and asked where I was going to replant them. I said these damn things are going in the trash. She was appalled,"my husband is working on a cactus garden for our front yard!" I explained to her that my Mom spent most of her life in Tucumcari and she didn't want any of them on HER land. I offered to leave them in a pile for her husband to come pick up but yeah they went in the can. Besides the coyotes running rampant they have a lot of rattlers. One neighbor finally realized that when he stopped leaving his garage door open he didn't see them inside his house anymore. They apparently had one in their bedroom last year and the conclusion has been made that they aren't too far from the den. Now in contrast my parents had their dog enclosure made as snake proof as possible,I swear the wall is at least 8 feet tall too, for the coyotes. My Dad(step dad really) grew up in the Black Hills just south of Rapid City so he's seen a few to say the least. They decided too retire in NM too get away from the bitter cold winters and snow only to have this unusual amount of snow in the Sandias,San Pedros and Carson. I bet you've crossed paths w/ them while hiking. They have been doing quite a lot of that now that they are settled in and actually have a place to call "home", they lived in various cities along the way. My Mom sent me some pics of them riding the lift up Baldy in the summer/fall and it just looks awesome. That whole region from the San Pedros to the Colorado line speaks to my soul. Of course being high atop a rock near Bishop's Cap watching the sun go down in summer certainly does too.