Quote Originally Posted by illnillinois
i thinks it cool they got the lion to hold a machete, i mean without opposable thumbs and all..

As far as the woman riding a donkey, for 85 pesos you can see all of that you can handle in Tijuana Mexico, and get a pint of warm beer!
Win.
DaBudhaStank Reviewed by DaBudhaStank on . Woman riding a donkey fights off lion with machete Woman riding a donkey fights off lion with machete A Mexican woman said she fought a 500-pound lion with a machete near the resort city of Acapulco and scared him away. Celsa Aleman said she and her 7-year-old niece were riding a donkey Monday along a road when the lion went after the animal's legs.The 35-year-old woman says she found the courage to fight the lion because she thought it would attack her niece. She hit the animal with a machete until the beast ran away. Aleman and her niece Rating: 5