Well, that's women for ya. I really have no idea why they do some of the things they do. For example: many of them like to show off their breasts and buttocks with tight or revealing clothing, yet the minute you make a compliment about these parts of the body which they are obviously trying to attract your attention to, they get really really mad. Or how about when they act all flirtatious and interested in you but then tell you you're not their kind of guy? Sometimes I'm convinced there's a gender-wide conspiracy going on to screw with my mind.