Something seemigly IMPOSSIBLE has happened.

[TurnyBright]

I being drug tested weekly, and my last week was my first one. I didn't have to pass, and I didn't expect to, so I smoked several bongloads two nights prior to the test, as a final celebration.

Test day comes, I don't drink dilute or sub or waterload, I just do it on the level. I figure I'm definitely gonna fail as I smoked two days beforehand and up til then I smoked multiple times daily (for several months).

I PASSED. THE TEST CAME BACK NEGATIVE. How could this be? Do I have super-pee that doesn't show metabolites? Did the lab screw up?

I'm trying to think of a logical way this could be, do you guys have any ideas?

TurnyBright Reviewed by TurnyBright on 08-02-2008. Something seemigly IMPOSSIBLE has happened. I being drug tested weekly, and my last week was my first one. I didn't have to pass, and I didn't expect to, so I smoked several bongloads two nights prior to the test, as a final celebration. Test day comes, I don't drink dilute or sub or waterload, I just do it on the level. I figure I'm definitely gonna fail as I smoked two days beforehand and up til then I smoked multiple times daily (for several months). I PASSED. THE TEST CAME BACK NEGATIVE. How could this be? Do I have super-pee Rating: 5

[TheMetal1]

Congrats :thumbsup: That is a magical magical thing.

I have no idea how it happens, but it happened to me as well.

Without getting too personal, I was arrested years ago and, shortly after, I became the proud recipient of a surprise drug test. I had gone in for a scheduled doctors appointment for a back injury. I knew that there was a possibility for a test in the future as a condition of probation, but did NOT expect it to go down like this.

After the doctors appointment was about over, he asked if I had continued using Cannabis after my arrest. I said "No." He then said "Great... then we can do the analysis right now!"

I probably looked like I was about to pass out because I definitely HAD continued using Cannabis, and had actually just kissed Mary Jane about a half hour prior to that. :stoned: I don't even think I said "Ok" or said ANYTHING for that matter. I was going to throw up/pass out/shit my pants all at once. So I thought:
Maybe, I can take a leak in the cup... then spill it all over myself. That way he can't expect me to wait around to go again, and I will need to shower and change out of my clothes. Then I'll just re-schedule or flee the country (haha jk )

I was feeling pretty good about it at this point.......
Then the nurse came in with gauze and a needle.

Let me explain again that if I failed this I was going to prison. (yes I know I should have quit after the initial arrest, but I was a stupid kid that had been arrested for a non-violent crime. I couldn't comprehend the magnitude of the situation at that point in time.)

Well, after they drew the blood I proceeded to storm out to the front desk and flip out on the receptionist (of all people :wtf about how they had sprung a surprise blood test on me while I was cornered in the exam room. I was honestly pacing back and forth just bitching non-stop about how I felt assaulted and betrayed. They must have thought I was absolutely nuts... and probably thought I was so angry because I KNEW I wasn't going to pass.

Already long story short... I received the results a week or so later. 100% clean.

Go fucking figure :hippy:

[killerweed420]

Whats your height and weight turnybright? I've seen people that have a high metabolic rate and can do this. I have a niece who can smoke a night before the UA and be clean. Lucky bastards. This is why its impossible to answer the biggest question that is always asked in this forum. Will I pass clean? They're are too many variables to give an answer to that question.

This is one of the good things about blood tests themetal1. THC in urine can be detected for up to 2 months. Blood tests only 3 days.

[TheMetal1]

THC in urine can be detected for up to 2 months. Blood tests only 3 days.

That may be accurate... but I definitely did not give ANY time for it to leave my system. To be honest, I left the station... walked up 4 miles of railroad tracks until I happened to stumble upon some friends standing in a circle :jointsmile:. I joined that circle. :stoned:

At that point I was probably at about a 2-3g per day routine. Like I said also... I could have probably burped up some smoke AT the doctors office because the last session was so fresh. I was also about 6 feet tall and 230 lbs (of NOT solid muscle :hippy Not a fatty, but I'm not auditioning to model for Polo either. Haha.

Either way, that shit saved my M F'ing life... :thumbsup:

"Kids" to not deserve 10-20 years for a plant.

[Blindside]

Turny,

I think you mentioned in another thread that you only have to show a decreasing amount of metabolites in your system, correct?

The only bummer in this is that you can't fail one now.

Best of luck, and grats for passing, just watch your behind :thumbsup:

I say dilute

[TurnyBright]

I'm 6' something and very thin, also I ride my bicycle like it's my job (i ride it a couple miles TO my job actually, every morning at 8:30) and drink at least 4 liters of water a day... So I suppose it does make sense, but it still weirds me out because I didn't expect this.

And Blindside that was the first thing I thought when she said it came back negative, which is why I seemed more astonished than delighted in my post.

[weezmatic24]

this has happened to me as well. a few times i think.

first off im about 5'6 5'7 180 lbs and by no means is my metabolism fast.

Right the first time I was about 15 and in the emergency room. I had been smoking the whole week before, and at various times in the previous months. They made me take a drug test, and my mom proceeded to say that I "better tell her NOW if I had done anything". So I told her that I had smoked ONCE a few days earlier. Well long story short test came back negative and I wanted to kick myself for not being psychic.

Second time in an emergency room when I was 17. They gave me another drug screening. Some heavier drug that I had used the day before came up, but the marijuana that I had been smoking every weekend beforehand did not.

Possible 3rd time was when I was 18 and hired for one of my past jobs. I was given the information to go take my drug test at a local lab. I had only 48 hrs to do so. I went to the GNC and bought some niacin. I took maybe 3 or 4 tablets and drank a half gallon of cranberry juice. I don't know if that had anything to do with it, but I got the job.

I don't know why these things happen.......but it's fuckin cool ^_^