There is a simple explanation:
Munchausen syndrome by proxy - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

You have a need to fix small electronics and are projecting 'crash waves' unconsciously that cause them to fail and require your healing touch.

I see in your future... a black and white VW beetle... wait- you guys have Geek Squad in the Great White North?
stinkyattic Reviewed by stinkyattic on . My crazy powers over electronics LOL I can already tell what you're thinking "What's this? Gandalf the skeptic, talking about mystical powers?" Well, here I am! But of course I think there's nothing mystical about it, there's surely a scientific explanation for it. That being, I think something is messed up with my electro-magnetic field. So, the problem? Seems that if I spend too much time with any and all electronics, they inevitably start messing up. I'm always extremely careful with everything I've owned or Rating: 5