Quote Originally Posted by Kid Dynamite
yeah dont run....just hang up.
Yeah, like this:

*ring ring!!*

(picks up phone...)

Me: Hello...

Girl: You need to support my baby! I cared about you SO much and what we went through! How could you do this to me, all those talks about being supportive and if we had a baby, we'd be together forever...what was all that huh!? A LIE!? WELL FUCKIN SA SOMETHING!!!


Me:...Um...*stoned thought*...I'm hungry?

Girl: Godamnit!

Me:...Um alrighty then, NO SPEEKA ENGLIS!

(Hangs up...)