God damned tiny indian made condoms gah!!!

[Encatuse]

Question:
S2: How big is Ron Jeremy's penis?

Answer:
Nine and three-quarters inches

[Belleza]

it's not the size that counts asshole, it's what u do with it- chucky

[DreamSmoke]

yeah dont run....just hang up.

Yeah, like this:

*ring ring!!*

(picks up phone...)

Me: Hello...

Girl: You need to support my baby! I cared about you SO much and what we went through! How could you do this to me, all those talks about being supportive and if we had a baby, we'd be together forever...what was all that huh!? A LIE!? WELL FUCKIN SA SOMETHING!!!


Me:...Um...*stoned thought*...I'm hungry?

Girl: Godamnit!

Me:...Um alrighty then, NO SPEEKA ENGLIS!

(Hangs up...)

[Stedric]

Honestly, though, if they made Extra Small condoms would anyone buy them?

They do make extra small condoms.

Consider yourself lucky, I've never had an orgasm in my life.

[Encatuse]

They do make extra small condoms.

Consider yourself lucky, I've never had an orgasm in my life.

Err? Not even self-induced? It's easy.

Grasp penis firmly. Watch porn. Pursue an erection. Go up and down until your penis feels really good and white stuff comes out.

[jacquelyne]

SWEET
ANYONE BLACK HERE ?
lol

[jacquelyne]

i believe that
most men say its about 7 or 8 liers
why lie for ?

Hey your chart is wrong, it says that 13 1/2 is the record!!!! Ron Jeremy is 16 inches...and hes not the biggest, and 5.75" is avg. on most sites...

[Doobie Snax]

No1 would buy an extra small condom incase the lass at the checkout laughed in their face lol

[Looker]

My penis is long enough I guess but I'd like to make it thicker and wider......


I'd also like to have big hangin swingin balls like a Great Dane....