God damned tiny indian made condoms gah!!!

[Encatuse]

Question:
S2: How big is Ron Jeremy's penis?

Answer:
Nine and three-quarters inches

Encatuse Reviewed by Encatuse on 03-13-2005. God damned tiny indian made condoms gah!!! Ever get one of those little red rings around your dong from your condom choking the life out of your poor little guy? Well they make different sizes, but Im thinking its a load of bullshit, cause I have durex xxl's, and theyre barely a hair bigger then trojan "magnum" (feel like a big man now, oooooh) and basic shieks seem to be about the size of either of them. Im geussing they make the big ones for people to feel cool at the cash register, but make them roughly as tight as regular condoms Rating: 5

[Belleza]

it's not the size that counts asshole, it's what u do with it- chucky

[DreamSmoke]

yeah dont run....just hang up.

Yeah, like this:

*ring ring!!*

(picks up phone...)

Me: Hello...

Girl: You need to support my baby! I cared about you SO much and what we went through! How could you do this to me, all those talks about being supportive and if we had a baby, we'd be together forever...what was all that huh!? A LIE!? WELL FUCKIN SA SOMETHING!!!


Me:...Um...*stoned thought*...I'm hungry?

Girl: Godamnit!

Me:...Um alrighty then, NO SPEEKA ENGLIS!

(Hangs up...)

[Stedric]

Honestly, though, if they made Extra Small condoms would anyone buy them?

They do make extra small condoms.

Consider yourself lucky, I've never had an orgasm in my life.

[Encatuse]

They do make extra small condoms.

Consider yourself lucky, I've never had an orgasm in my life.

Err? Not even self-induced? It's easy.

Grasp penis firmly. Watch porn. Pursue an erection. Go up and down until your penis feels really good and white stuff comes out.

[jacquelyne]

SWEET
ANYONE BLACK HERE ?
lol

[jacquelyne]

i believe that
most men say its about 7 or 8 liers
why lie for ?

Hey your chart is wrong, it says that 13 1/2 is the record!!!! Ron Jeremy is 16 inches...and hes not the biggest, and 5.75" is avg. on most sites...

[Doobie Snax]

No1 would buy an extra small condom incase the lass at the checkout laughed in their face lol

[Looker]

My penis is long enough I guess but I'd like to make it thicker and wider......


I'd also like to have big hangin swingin balls like a Great Dane....