I think that people who actually care what Martha Stewart eats in prison are in reality hoping to hear that she was brutally gang raped by dozens of serial killer lesbians.

I also think that too many people with way too much time on their hands really care about such things.

All the publicity is, no doubt, the reason for the price of her companys stock doing so well. Follow the money.

Ignore Martha Stewart, Michael Jackson, George Bush, and all will be well.

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