Aight, first off I'll be the first one to call myself a FUCKING IDIOT, so don't think your beating me to the punch. I am an idiot.

I've been smoking for the past year 1/2 all day everyday, probably about a quarter-ounce a day. I have a drug test to take Tuesday for the fire department, and I was wondering what the best action is to take.

I've read about drinking water and gatoraide, but he also said he only smoked 3-4 bowls a day, and then went without smoking for two weeks...So, I'm kind of hesitant on relying on water and gatoraide...seems way too easy.

My uncle told me he drank suregel an hour before his test and passed. I forget how much water/suregel he drank, but supposely it worked. My friend swears by a product called Strip. He says it works everytime, as long as you follow the instructions...

So, I guess to all you chronic smokers out there...Wtf should I do? Will water and gatoraide be sufficient? Also, how diluted will my piss look, and does the gatoraide help put the color back in that much? I don't feel like being interrogated. Also, being that this is the government, will they test me on their own, or will they send me to a clinic to get tested? Will it be a piss test? I understand those questions might be impossible to answer, but hopefully someone with a government job will be able to help

Anyways, thanks in advance for the advice. I feel like I'm going to puke, I'm worrying myself so sick about this. But, you reap what you sow, right?

Also, I was just talking to a couple of my friends, and they both said that Niacin works everytime. They are both on probation and smoke all day everyday. They say that they take 1000mg a day for like 3-4 days, and ta-da...Once again, seems to easy though. From everything I've read on the internet, people say that it's a complete myth and doesn't work, and only damages your body...but I know my friend's aren't bullshitting me.

I don't need a bunch of people arguing what works and what doesn't. I want PROOF. I'm not talking about a single drug test that you just happened to pass by taking Niacin or w/e, i want to hear repeated occasions where you have passed time after time! Also, if you don't smoke a LOT...don't even bother posting please. I need to know a method that works regardless of how much you've smoked.

I'm thinking about just going to the store and getting "Strip" or "Vale", or something along those lines to cleanse me for the time being. I think this may be my only safe bet at this point.

Please help me? :wtf:
whatanidiot Reviewed by whatanidiot on . please help running out of time! Aight, first off I'll be the first one to call myself a FUCKING IDIOT, so don't think your beating me to the punch. I am an idiot. I've been smoking for the past year 1/2 all day everyday, probably about a quarter-ounce a day. I have a drug test to take Tuesday for the fire department, and I was wondering what the best action is to take. I've read about drinking water and gatoraide, but he also said he only smoked 3-4 bowls a day, and then went without smoking for two weeks...So, I'm kind Rating: 5