Believe it or not, they read that stuff. That's why I think it's important to try and take the high road, but that's just me. I did PR work for far too long, I think!

Good letter. And I like your guts in wanting to entertain yourself while you were at it! I stand to the left of center, but frankly I think Pelosi is dumb as a stump.

Here's what I'd have added to the bottom of it instead of the "heil" reference:

Who the heck did your face lift and blepheroplasty and why the heck did you let him pull you so tight??? Maybe you'd be smarter if you could close your eyes at night and sleep!!

(Mean, but I couldn't resist. It's the question, along with "How did you, of all people, come to be the most powerful woman legislator in the land?", that I always find myself wanting to ask when I see her!!)