going on probation

[joesteezy]

My last court date ("sentence hearing") is on the 30th, and Im pretty sure that its gonna be 2 years probation. Anyone know how long it'll be until I get drug tested? This is for poss. of cannabis so I assume they will drug test.

joesteezy Reviewed by joesteezy on 07-23-2008. going on probation My last court date ("sentence hearing") is on the 30th, and Im pretty sure that its gonna be 2 years probation. Anyone know how long it'll be until I get drug tested? This is for poss. of cannabis so I assume they will drug test. Rating: 5

[joesteezy]

ALSO, is there a regimen i can get on to detox in like a week? I saw pills at a headshop that clean you out completely in 7 days, but they cost $50, Im sure someone knows whats in them!

[jeffman]

My last court date ("sentence hearing") is on the 30th, and Im pretty sure that its gonna be 2 years probation. Anyone know how long it'll be until I get drug tested? This is for poss. of cannabis so I assume they will drug test.

What does it mater Joesteezy, One way or another your last day to party should be the 30th. 1) You can tell your PO you quit and they will allow time to clean out 2) You won't have your freedom to party. You can tempt fate and party while on probation and play Russian roulette with your life for 2 years.

I'm not being a smart guy, I'm telling you, you played the game and lost. Don't be a 2 time loser. If you partake while on probation you can go from a young man who experimented with mj...to a x-con. Save your 50 bucks.

[joesteezy]

I think your missing what Im saying kind of, from this point on NO MJ. I want to pass the test on the 30th, what can i take over 7 days to detox completely. All this is assuming they drug test me immediatly after the hearing which is highly unlikely. In your experience, how long after being placed on probation does one usually submit to testing?

[jeffman]

Well thats hard to say but I see people on these boards who dropped dirty there first test and have had the chance to test in a couple weeks to clean out. I guess if thats what your asking someone will come along and answer. I see lots of probation questions here. Glad to hear you say no mj. Good luck Joe and welcome.

[yoman]

i am on probation and i try to beat the system but i tell you its not worth it man. Nothing is fool proof and you go to jail if you fail. Worrying about failing a drug test and going to jail is the most stressful thing i have ever had to go through. Dont waste your money those products are not real. it is impossible for you to clean your system in that amount of time using chemicals or supplements. the only way to actually remove the thc metabolites from your fat cells is through burning calories.

dont let your mind tell you that you could risk it cuz you will probably pass, because what if you dont pass? ill tell you what will happen.. you will get your ass hole raped by a bunch of crackheads in jail.

I know the system sucks and they shouldn't be able to have this kind of control over any person for such a small crime. but just bite the bullet and get through it and once you get off you can smoke up as much as you like just be careful to not get caught again.

ya i know it sucks... but ive got 4 months left and cant wait to get off. I have a test next tuesday and i smoked last night when i was drunk. now im so stressed and its not even worth it man.

i hope i pass wish me luck

[rebgirl420]

I think your missing what Im saying kind of, from this point on NO MJ. I want to pass the test on the 30th, what can i take over 7 days to detox completely. All this is assuming they drug test me immediatly after the hearing which is highly unlikely. In your experience, how long after being placed on probation does one usually submit to testing?

There is no quick fix!

Read a sticky or two before you post.

And the other posters are right, don't be a 2 time loser. Do your time and then you can smoke again.

[joesteezy]

I appreciate the responses. Ive smoked MINIMAL amounts the past few weeks and before that I hadnt smoked in 3-4 months. By minimal I mean 3.5gs in about 2 weeks, so Im asking if there is anything I can take over the next few weeks to detox. A trip to GNC maybe? Im just looking for other people with experience, I really dont want to fail this.

[rebgirl420]

There. Is. NO. Quick. Fix.

No detox will fix your problem. The only ways to beat a drug test are:

*Substitution (AKA using a clean friends piss)

or

*Time.

If you really cared about passing you wouldn't have smoked, even if it was a tiny bit.

[joesteezy]

I understand, I am not looking for a quick fix. I have ample time in my opinion, I am looking for something to speed up my body's natural detox. Again, Im talking weeks here. I guess if youre telling me there isnt ANYTHING I can take/drink/do differently with myself until the test to clean myself out I am out of luck but Im sure there are vitamins/supplements that will make my body clean itself out quicker.