Are you kidding?

"I, ______, take you, ______, to be my wife/husband. I promise to be true to you in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health. I will love you and honor you all the days of my life."

Forgetting something, are we?

And no, you can't grow pot on battery power, unless you have several TONS of lead-acid and a generation source in your shed.