Quote Originally Posted by dragonrider
Ok, you are now in the club. Good job!

I would like to add that this guy who boned his table is not a typical tree-hugger, he is from a splinter group known as The Wood Peckers.
well that adds a whole different dimension to the word WOODPECKER:chainsaw:
Greenthing Reviewed by Greenthing on . Nude man charged with having sex with table Nude man charged with having sex with table A married father of three faces indecency charges after allegedly having sex with a picnic table. Art Price Jr, 40, was seen doing the dirty with the garden furniture at his home in Bellevue, Ohio, on four occasions by a neighbour. The neighbour, who hasn't been named, says that he saw Mr Price turning the table over before performing the sex acts on it. Police officer Matt Johnson said: 'He was completely nude. He would use the hole Rating: 5