Quote Originally Posted by Nightcrewman
Maybe his wife was cheating on him and he decided to turn the tables, or maybe he just got a little board, oh god I better stop now before I am locked up.

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Quote Originally Posted by Greenthing
I definitely wood not cheat it wood not be worth it.
Guys, I wood table the puns if I were you.
dragonrider Reviewed by dragonrider on . Nude man charged with having sex with table Nude man charged with having sex with table A married father of three faces indecency charges after allegedly having sex with a picnic table. Art Price Jr, 40, was seen doing the dirty with the garden furniture at his home in Bellevue, Ohio, on four occasions by a neighbour. The neighbour, who hasn't been named, says that he saw Mr Price turning the table over before performing the sex acts on it. Police officer Matt Johnson said: 'He was completely nude. He would use the hole Rating: 5