Nude man charged with having sex with table

[Greenthing]

Maybe he was trying to make the sideboard jealous, it's those sexy queen anne legs that does it.
Maybe his wife was cheating on him and he decided to turn the tables, or maybe he just got a little board, oh god I better stop now before I am locked up.

NCM

I definitely wood not cheat it wood not be worth it.
But those sexy queen anne legs they dont make them like that anymore.lol

Greenthing Reviewed by Greenthing on 07-24-2008. Nude man charged with having sex with table Nude man charged with having sex with table A married father of three faces indecency charges after allegedly having sex with a picnic table. Art Price Jr, 40, was seen doing the dirty with the garden furniture at his home in Bellevue, Ohio, on four occasions by a neighbour. The neighbour, who hasn't been named, says that he saw Mr Price turning the table over before performing the sex acts on it. Police officer Matt Johnson said: 'He was completely nude. He would use the hole Rating: 5