Nude man charged with having sex with table

[rebgirl420]

Nude man charged with having sex with table

A married father of three faces indecency charges after allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Art Price Jr, 40, was seen doing the dirty with the garden furniture at his home in Bellevue, Ohio, on four occasions by a neighbour.

The neighbour, who hasn't been named, says that he saw Mr Price turning the table over before performing the sex acts on it.

Police officer Matt Johnson said: 'He was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table.'

Just to add a touch of class to his furniture-copulation, Price reportedly carried out his naked table-boffing in broad daylight, very close to a local school.

The fourth time, the neighbour videotaped the alleged table-sexing as evidence.

Officer Johnson commented: 'Once you think you've seen it all, something else comes around.'

Nude man charged with having sex with table | Metro.co.uk

Wow.








Just when you think you have heard it all.

The poor wife, just imagine how bad she feels. I mean her husband would rather have sex with a picnic table than her.

rebgirl420 Reviewed by rebgirl420 on 07-23-2008. Nude man charged with having sex with table Nude man charged with having sex with table A married father of three faces indecency charges after allegedly having sex with a picnic table. Art Price Jr, 40, was seen doing the dirty with the garden furniture at his home in Bellevue, Ohio, on four occasions by a neighbour. The neighbour, who hasn't been named, says that he saw Mr Price turning the table over before performing the sex acts on it. Police officer Matt Johnson said: 'He was completely nude. He would use the hole Rating: 5

[Breukelen advocaat]

The poor wife, just imagine how bad she feels. I mean her husband would rather have sex with a picnic table than her.

I somehow get the feeling that he didn't have a choice.

[rebgirl420]

*badum bump*

Hahahaha

[SunnyD]

Does that put a damper on your mood at all?

I mean...reading this kind of stuff does make me laugh...but it kinda makes me go...wtf inside and just feel bad for the guy almost.

Any therapist information on the story? Anyone know if he's coping with something? Or is he just simply a perv?

[rebgirl420]

I say none of the above.






He's probably just REALLY curious.

[SunnyD]

I Love John

"And the Lord spake, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.â?�
-Monty Python

Thanks again, one of my fav movies

I love the way that character talks to

[rebgirl420]

Yeah I was between this quote and the lovely:
King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

It was tough haha

[SunnyD]

King: Be Quiet!! I order you to be quiet!!
Peasant: HELP HELP I'M BEING REPRESSED!! COME SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERITTING THE SYSTEM!!

[rebgirl420]

My fiance still doesn't "get" Monty Python.

While watching the movie yesterday I barely seen a smile. Except when there was naked people.

[SunnyD]

Well...you gotta laugh at naked people I guess...I mean c'mon, they're F*****g naked