Nude man charged with having sex with table

[dragonrider]

Having sex with a picnic table sounds great in the beginning, but it gets boring after awhile, because the table just lays there.

[mmjnoob]

Having sex with a picnic table sounds great in the beginning, but it gets boring after awhile, because the table just lays there.

Sounds like those table pics inspired some hands on experimenting.

[SunnyD]

oh my gosh this thread is getting sooooooo wrong!!

I know I'm never gonna boink a picnic table

OOPS!! I don't wanna jynx myself, I better *knock on wood*

[chongman420]

I wonder if they ever get "board" and switch it up, like maybe the table gets on top. Or if they have cookouts with the neighbors: "Hey, Tom, you got some mayonnaise all over your table" "Oh Bill thats not mayonnaise" I bet a park pavilion would be like a desert oasis to him.

[xcrispi]

Too funny sis .
I now have reoccouring images of that robot slammin the jukebox and washing machine on Robot Chicken for some reason .

Happy belated B-day , and 2 yr. anny.
Peace
Crispi :stoned:

[dragonrider]

If I were going to hump some furniture, I don't think I'd go for table. Maybe a big beanbag chair. Hell, yeah! I'd TOTALLY hit dat beanbag chair!

[QueenCheefer]

Wow LOL...too much thought into that.

[dragonrider]

Wow LOL...too much thought into that.

C'mon. Tell me you never thought about the beanbag chair.

[Weezard]

Mmmmmmmm just looking at them makes you think naughty things....

I mean just look at how "wet" that one is.

Aloha rebgirl

Shows how much you know.
All those tables are males.



Weezard

[Greenthing]

Aloha
Shows how much you know.
All those tables are males.
Weezard

Aloha Weezard,
Oh my god you mean they don't have a hole, that sucks i quite fancied one of them I reckon that would make me a gay table fucker.
I must make an appointment with my shrink.