Nude man charged with having sex with table

[Greenthing]

Maybe his wife is an old Dragon.

Here i am giving a nice piece of wood a blow job.

[dragonrider]

Maybe his wife was cheating on him and he decided to turn the tables, or maybe he just got a little board, oh god I better stop now before I am locked up.

NCM

I definitely wood not cheat it wood not be worth it.

Guys, I wood table the puns if I were you.

[QueenCheefer]

Ihate to branch away from the "wood" banter but we should really get to the root of the guys problem. I mean what poor sap would wanna stick it where the red fern grows.lol 2ez

[SunnyD]

:giggity::giggity::giggity::giggity:
:giggity::giggity::giggity::giggity:
:giggity::giggity::giggity::giggity:

That's all I gotta say anymore!

[dragonrider]

Ihate to branch away from the "wood" banter but we should really get to the root of the guys problem. I mean what poor sap would wanna stick it where the red fern grows.lol 2ez

Ok, you are now in the club. Good job!

I would like to add that this guy who boned his table is not a typical tree-hugger, he is from a splinter group known as The Wood Peckers.

[SunnyD]

Ok, you are now in the club. Good job!

I would like to add that this guy who boned his table is not a typical tree-hugger, he is from a splinter group known as The Wood Peckers.

Just picture Quagmire from Family Guy popping out of the background with a big ol' "OH!"

I love that show

[Mississippi Steve]

Ok, you are now in the club. Good job!

I would like to add that this guy who boned his table is not a typical tree-hugger, he is from a splinter group known as The Wood Peckers.

I started thinking about what would the little ones be like..... and fell off my chair laughing.

[QueenCheefer]

I started thinking about what would the little ones be like..... and fell off my chair laughing.

Why, they'd be a chip off the old block of course...as we all know the apple doesn't fall far from the tree...
I gotta stop smoking so much...rol

[Greenthing]

Ok, you are now in the club. Good job!

I would like to add that this guy who boned his table is not a typical tree-hugger, he is from a splinter group known as The Wood Peckers.

well that adds a whole different dimension to the word WOODPECKER:chainsaw:

[Mississippi Steve]

What was that line from that movie... I think it was Maniquin.....something about getting inturrupted while getting a piece of wood??