Nude man charged with having sex with table

[Weezard]

Aloha Weezard,
Oh my god you mean they don't have a hole, that sucks i quite fancied one of them I reckon that would make me a gay table fucker.
I must make an appointment with my shrink.

Aloha, GT

Gonna be OK.
You just curious
Long as you leave dem end tables alone.
Shrink no help, gottum a thing fo' da couch.
Beanbag chair? mmmmmm, do-able, Ainokea
But, you mess wit da beanie babies, I gonna tell Hasbro

B free,
WZ

Beeg treat heah, sendum photo of da wife

[SunnyD]

I now have reoccouring images of that robot slammin the jukebox and washing machine on Robot Chicken for some reason .

Hahaha, love that show, have you seen the episode where the Godzilla couple has to call in the mechanical godzilla with a spinning ding dong coming out of his chest? that show is so messed up

But, you mess wit da beanie babies, I gonna tell Hasbro

HAHAHAHA, not the beanie babies!!!

[psychocat]

When this guy says he loves the new car he really means it.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...,000-cars.html

[SunnyD]

When this guy says he loves the new car he really means it.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...,000-cars.html

oh wow...he's in the process of creating the bio-mechanical STDs!!!!

Now all cyborgs are in danger of recieving a sexually transmitted disease...

[Weezard]

oh wow...he's in the process of creating the bio-mechanical STDs!!!!

Now all cyborgs are in danger of recieving a sexually transmitted disease...

Cheese! I might have da Dagwoods!?

Now I gotta go see da mech-doc.
T'ink mebee I got da root rust.

Whew! No worry.

I jus, sendem e-pic.
He say no worry, dat be bung burns.
He faxed me an unguent,
KYWD40, an' a can of 30 weight.
Mo' betta now.

P.S. Mahalo fo' da bump, R. G.

Aloha nui
Weezard