Nude man charged with having sex with table

[mmjnoob]

And MMJNoob, I love your profile picture, I Can Haz Cheeseburger is hillarious

Hooray for LOL cats!
gsashmoon/LOL Cats - Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting A few of my favorites.

[dragonrider]

I think he got charged with public indecency...not having sex with a table...

The charge is not furno-philia?

I guess the lesson here would be, if you are going to fornicate your furniture, do it in the privacy of your own home! Not out where the neighbors can videotape you!

Do you think that polishing your furniture this way causes "waxy buildup?"

[rebgirl420]

I wonder if the family still eats off the table?



Or did the police confiscate it?

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

Has nobody considered that this might have been a really, REALLY sexy table? Geez, I thought Hugh Hefner brought about a sexual revolution, but here we remain in the Victorian era.

[stinkybudz]

New Release at the video store: TABLES GONE WILD hot sexy tables just out of the factory and boy they are excited and ready to let loose

[katyowns]

Hooray for LOL cats!
gsashmoon/LOL Cats - Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting A few of my favorites.

My cat, Big Red, has been featured on there a couple times.

I should also say I didn't make any of them, people have just used my pics as templates.

[rebgirl420]

OMG, WELCOME TO FURNITURE PORN!

Welcome to Furniture Porn!!

They have bondage!

All amateur!

Office!

and

Hot outdoor action!

[Greenthing]

LOL Rebgirl, I like the one with the trees coz there is a lot of raw material to work on.

[Nightcrewman]

Maybe he was trying to make the sideboard jealous, it's those sexy queen anne legs that does it.
Maybe his wife was cheating on him and he decided to turn the tables, or maybe he just got a little board, oh god I better stop now before I am locked up.

NCM

[Greenthing]

Maybe he was trying to make the sideboard jealous, it's those sexy queen anne legs that does it.
Maybe his wife was cheating on him and he decided to turn the tables, or maybe he just got a little board, oh god I better stop now before I am locked up.

NCM

I definitely wood not cheat it wood not be worth it.
But those sexy queen anne legs they dont make them like that anymore.lol