Nude man charged with having sex with table

[SunnyD]

What if he made all sorts of wierd noises???

Oh my gosh that's really F****d up...

And MMJNoob, I love your profile picture, I Can Haz Cheeseburger is hillarious

SunnyD Reviewed by SunnyD on 07-23-2008. Nude man charged with having sex with table Nude man charged with having sex with table A married father of three faces indecency charges after allegedly having sex with a picnic table. Art Price Jr, 40, was seen doing the dirty with the garden furniture at his home in Bellevue, Ohio, on four occasions by a neighbour. The neighbour, who hasn't been named, says that he saw Mr Price turning the table over before performing the sex acts on it. Police officer Matt Johnson said: 'He was completely nude. He would use the hole Rating: 5

[dragonrider]

Of all the possible inanimate objects a person might decide to hump, why a table? How does that thought process go?

[Greenthing]

Well that's going against the grian of human nature for shure.
I wonder if he likes woodwork, i bet he was good with a drill and sand paper.

[dragonrider]

Well that's going against the grian of human nature for shure.
I wonder if he likes woodwork, i bet he was good with a drill and sand paper.

I'd be worried about splinters.

If this guy likes wood so much, maybe he should get himself a Pinnochio puppet luv toy and stop humping the furniture.

[rebgirl420]

Mmmmmmmm just looking at them makes you think naughty things....

I mean just look at how "wet" that one is.

[dragonrider]

Mmmmmmmm just looking at them makes you think naughty things....

I mean just look at how "wet" that one is.

Oh, yeah, baby! That is soooOOOOOooo HOT!

Boom-chikka pic-nic!
Pic-a-nic-a wow wow!
Yeah!

[rebgirl420]

This is silly hahaha.

But I wonder...


Is it really "Illegal" to have sex with furniture? I mean he wasn't really hurting anyone.















(I in no way condone humping a table btw)

[dragonrider]

This is silly hahaha.

But I wonder...


Is it really "Illegal" to have sex with furniture? I mean he wasn't really hurting anyone.















(I in no way condone humping a table btw)

As long as the table is of age and provides consent, I don't think it should be illegal. If it is so wrong, then shouldn't the table bear equal responsibility? You don't hear about the table being hauled downtown.

[rebgirl420]

Haha yes,

The table seduced him.



Likely story... (I think I seen this before on a episode of Law and Order:Wooden intent)

[SunnyD]

oh wow, he's not known as a "wood elf" in his online video games for nothing...

I think he got charged with public indecency...not having sex with a table...

Wow, I can't believe this happened