Nude man charged with having sex with table

[rebgirl420]

Yeah well when Brian was naked I wasn't laughing



On the contrary, when he was naked I was thinking:





Boom chika wa wa

[SunnyD]

Oh wow, I'm not afraid to compliment another man's fine looks myself

But hey, I'm about to pass out on the keyboard

I'll be back eventually to chat, thanks for all the great threads!

:thumbsup::thumbsup:

Stay Sunny

[fishman3811]

Rebgirl you saw the mans mugshot can u imagine what his wife looks like,maybe the furniture is an improvement over his wife.....

[rebgirl420]

Rebgirl you saw the mans mugshot can u imagine what his wife looks like,maybe the furniture is an improvement over his wife.....

Hahaha true.

For all we know she looks like this:

[fishman3811]

wow that pic would drive me to fuck any hole i see

[rebgirl420]

You know you hit rock bottom when you start jacking off to the Home Depot patio advertisments.

[Greenthing]

He should buy a sheep they have got four legs as well.BAAAAAAAAA

[SnSstealth]

lol....chaffing? ouch?? Fuck your hand man....leave the wood table alone!!! Reb, you always find the good ones!! thanks again for a good laugh....
whiskeytango

[daihashi]

Pretty funny stuff.. lol

Though I wonder... why is the neighbor spying on other people anyway.. I'd imagine you'd have to have a GREAT angle downward to see someone having sex with their picnic table.. and to go up there to watch them on FOUR occassions.

:hippy:

[mmjnoob]

Where I live, we're pretty close to neighbors. Hard not to spy even when you're not trying to. It would be pretty difficult not to notice my neighbors having sex with tables.

Very odd. While I don't typically have much time for offbeat news, this is one of those *huh* stories I just had to read.

Could be worse I suppose. I doubt the table would mind, unlike a helpless animal or child. And at least it's not the lawnmower. But in broad daylight? Wouldn't it be a bit more romantic under the stars with a few candles on the table for ambiance?

~~Noob