That is fucking hilarious. Apparently you need to clarify your statement "I don't even believe in God," by adding ". . . when I'm awake" onto the end. LOL. Eating two grams cold!? That is some serious faith my friend. :thumbsup:

Seriously though, for all you believers out there, say a prayer for my two plants. I really want a female after two years of trudging around in the poison ivy, mosquito, tick, spider, and snake infested swamp I'm growing in. I want this lyme disease I probably have now to be worth it. (jk).

And thanks for the encouragement people. I will eventually find a dealer, I just need to be patient and get out more to talk to folks. Once the school year starts I'll find some good dank. And if our prayers work, I'll have a flowering girl by then anyway.

Finally, Turny, I doubt God gave you that dream. It was probably just all the B.S. you hear from our churches and our culture making you think God wanted you to stop. See Isaiah 43:24 where God says he desires some of the fragrant plant "kanabosm" to be given to Him from His people's stores, along with other sacrifices.

Popular Hebrew translations claim the word "calamus" (as western translations have it translated in that verse) should actually be translated "cannabis"... which I think is pretty bad ass. Besides, "calamus" is itself a stimulant anyway, so either way... God digs the psychotropic drugs. Never heard about that verse in church, did you?

Also, in Exodus 30:23 we see kanabosm is extracted into oil to be poured on the priests. The units of measurements are in shekels and hins, but since one shekel equals approximately 16.37 grams this means that the THC from over 9 pounds of flowering cannabis tops were extracted into a hind, about 6.5 litres, of oil! Be careful handling that stuff!

So, don't blame God for that dream. He digs the sticky icky.

Quote Originally Posted by TurnyBright
I once woke up in the middle of the night, picked my weed up from my bedside stand, and ate it all (2 grams about) because I thought God had told me in my dreams to stop smoking. I don't even believe in God. When I actually woke up, I was all pissed because I thought that the eating the weed had been part of the dream too...