Im Above That Drug Test [edited]

[doughboig420]

I was on House Arrest Probation for 1 year and the judge is a stupid motherfucker for thinkin imma stay sober for a year. I was on trail for Possestion Of Marijuana. I had only a fuckin bowl in my pipe that they found me with. Anyways I had to take a piss test every month or every so often and i passed that shit by drinkin water like crazy. I filled up a gallon of milk with water and chugged that shit. Within about 15 minutes you'll be pissin like crazy releasing "MOST" the THC from your system. After that i drink 100% cranberry juice, not cranberry juice cocktail, and i was passin them shits like crazy. But it really depends on the probation officer your assigned to because if He/She is a bitch they can give you piss test's every week.:jointsmile::stoned: now im off that shit and im high daily workin on my rhymes. FUCK THE LAW.:stoned: .OUGHBOI GRIFOTE:.:stoned:

doughboig420 Reviewed by doughboig420 on 07-20-2008. Im Above That Drug Test [edited] I was on House Arrest Probation for 1 year and the judge is a stupid motherfucker for thinkin imma stay sober for a year. I was on trail for Possestion Of Marijuana. I had only a fuckin bowl in my pipe that they found me with. Anyways I had to take a piss test every month or every so often and i passed that shit by drinkin water like crazy. I filled up a gallon of milk with water and chugged that shit. Within about 15 minutes you'll be pissin like crazy releasing "MOST" the THC from your Rating: 5

[stinkyattic]

Wow. You sound like a real winner. Good for you, and thanks for making cannabis users look like suck a law-abiding and responsible bunch! :thumbsup:

On the record: This is NOT how to pass a drug test, folks. 'MOST' of the THC in your system will NOT come out in your urine from a single flush, even if it is a gallon of milk mixed with water (eww).

[Burnt Toast]

Theres no products, liquids, etc that can rid the body of THC. THC is fat soluable, not liquid soluable. Only time and fat-burning exercise can rid the body of THC.

You passed because your urinestream was diluted from consuming the fluids - diluted enough to test negative, but not enough to be rejected for being overdiluted. You could accomplish the same thing by following N2's Dilution thread in the stickies.

[killerweed420]

It must really suck there. In Washington less than 40 grams is just a $250 fine.

[theforthdrive]

everything about this.... is the reason i dont go near texas!

[NaughtyDreadz]

yeah before coming on this site, the states is a nice place to visit for a day or so...


but now, I think certain parts of the states are a nice place to visit, others I'd actually live in... I can't go sober for a day... my back will just jump out of my body and say peace, I'm out!

[stinkyattic]

Oh snap, I just figured out why you sound so young.
You ARE so young!
Bye. Seeya in a couple.

[SmuggleyMcWeed]

Oh snap, I just figured out why you sound so young.
You ARE so young!
Bye. Seeya in a couple.

At least it's encouraging to know that it wasn't an adult speaking like that....but on the other hand it makes me scared for the future of our country :sadcrying

[monkeywrench]

You guys are being unbelievably harsh...

[stinkyattic]

Please. It's 18+ here.
And the site's goal of promoting positive, constructive cannabis use certainly doesn't allow for such ridiculous displays of the 'fuck the legal system' attitude seen here. If one wants to pick and choose which laws to follow and which to disobey, there's got to be at MINIMUM a bit of dignity about it...
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