Fact of the day

[robert42]

NO THATS REAL!

U KNOW ITS REAL

BET U THOUGHT U WERE THE ONLY ONE HAVING A GOOD OLD POKE AROUND LOL

robert42 Reviewed by robert42 on 03-04-2005. Fact of the day Did you know its impossible to lick your own elbow? thats what it said on my penguin chocolate bar. Do you know any facts? or don't you give a fact? Rating: 5

[ermitonto]

Well actually no, somebody else did, and I just plagiarized them because I forgot who they were.

[slipnslide087]

statistics are bullshit. think of the variables. mark twain even said it.

[ermitonto]

The exact quote, I believe, is:
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics" -- Mark Twain

[F L E S H]

I can proudly say I've never tried to stick my finger up my ass... I cam close 2 or 3 times, but never all the way

[roxy]

A surfer once sued another surfer for "stealing his wave." The case was thrown out because the court was unable to put a price on "pain and suffering" endured by the surfer watching someone else ride "his" wave.

this aint a fact..... but a bloody stupid quote........
"You know the one thing that's wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say."
- Bill Clinton, former U.S. President

[roxy]

"Cod are not very good swimmers so they are easily overtaken by trawlers and nets."
- British government report on why cod fish are disappearing from the North Sea.

lol

[slipnslide087]

"there are three kinds of lies; white lies, damned lies, and statistics" - Mark Twain

i think thats right.

[ermitonto]

A quick Google search gives the exact wording as:
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."

[slipnslide087]

sweet