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07-18-2008, 08:52 PM #5OPSenior Member
Dog owners maddened by Beijing canine restrictions
Originally Posted by Aspire420
OK, you sleep with one eye open then! I have pets, but I wouldn't exactly say that they are trustworthy.
Case in point.
My fucking cat.
I have on more than one occasion, been woke up early in the morning, I think someone is shaking me.
In fact, it's my cat, straddling my leg, holding the covers around my ankle in his mouth. He is fucking me. My leg. RAPING MY LEG! He's neutered! WTF.
He is "deciding" for some reason that he is just going to fuck my leg, while I am asleep. Whaddya call that?
What's more, is that he usually doesn't stop, like when I sit up and try to shake this 12lb cat off my leg. He just digs in and holds on. I usually lay back, left my leg all the way straight up and down so he is vertical, and then just let it fall left or right. THEN he will stop. If I try to swat him, or just get him and toss him he just doesn't care and avoids most all my effort easily since he's all jacked up w/ adrenaline or whatever from making a porno with my leg and what not.
I'll tell you this, I don't exactly think he is "trustworthy"?:jointsmile:
My wife has seen this, and of course just lets me sleep and lets the cat continue, she thinks it's pretty funny.
She's a bitch.:wtf:
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