Greeting fellow noob!

Take alot of pictures on your trip! As an occasional smoker, you may experience some memory impairment trying to smoke that amount unless it's a pretty extended vacation.

Fresh produce ftw! I have to hit the local farmers markets to get fruit but I have a killer veggie garden that is gonna yield a shit-ton. Hopefully, salmonella free!

Peaches come from a can,
they were put there by a man
In a factory downtown
If I had my little way,
I'd eat peaches every day
Sun-soakin' bulges in the shade