Quote Originally Posted by eyecon82
Hey guys,

Well, I am shitting my pants right now...I was a chronic user of some high THC bud for almost a year (1-2 grams per day). I have been accepted to medical school and they are requiring a 'Urine 10 panel' by the time I start school. It doesn't matter where I get it done at, as long as I have a lab report showing negative for all. They do not mention anything called 'chain of custody,' but I am assuming all labs make sure chain of custody is placed.

My school starts early August and I have to have the form submitted by then. I stopped using on June 12, 2008 and I am still testing positive!!! (checked by test strips at home). I am 5'6'' and 130lb. I've always heard that it takes no more than 30 days to clear yourself, however, after more research, I guess it can stay for up to 90 days...yikes!! If i had known this before hand I would have stopped a good 100 days before school starting.

I am honestly freaking out right now, thinking it won't be cleared in time. I ended up placing an order for the whizzinator (money is not a concern when it comes to medical school). I would bribe someone up to $5000 if I could get them to give me a falsified lab report, but I don't want to end up in jail for bribing.

So, my options right now is to use substitue urine (from a clean friend), however, the temperature becomes an issue. Im not going to take a chance on the detox things since those are hit or miss and I don't have much time left. I know I probably went above and beyond buying the whizzinator, but I don't want to take any chances. I doubt they would actually physically watch me urinate, especially, as long as they are concerned, I am going in on my own accord (no one is requiring it for me). I set up an appointment for quest diagnostics and this other occupational health center, and told them that my dad wants me to get it done, so I am hoping they will be less strict on me.

At this point, my main concern is temperature

So my question to you guys is
1) what temperature range does the lab check for? 98.6 exact? 98-100? etc.
2) What temp does the whizzinator keep the synthetic urine at? On the site, it says the lcd thermometer reads 2 degrees higher than the actual temp, so should I aim for 100 degrees?
3) In addition, is there a quick way to check temperature while in the bathroom, or just prior to testing? Are there any tips you guys can give me on temperature? Thank you so much!!
4) what is the strictest security you hav seen? do they pat you down, make you undress in front of them? etc? Thank you so much!!

I am definitely going to miss weed, since I preferred that to drinking, etc.
Labs are supposed to do chain of custody. but in my experience they are pretty lax. There are a lot of the UA's that could be fought in court if somebody wanted tospend the time and money.
Tech will look for 90 to 100 degree variance. Keep it as close to 98 as you can.
You don't really need a whizzinator. You will not be observed unless you give them a reason to observe. Strongly suggest using synthetic urine instead of somebody elses. Synthetic can be rewarmed numerous times while practicing.
I usually keep a cheap digital thermometer in my sock to double check the temp. They don't touch you. Its illegal.
They usually just have you empty your pockets and wash your hands before going into the restroom.