Blink Inc is noting something VERY important, and something we all shoudl be doing anyway... SORT YOUR TRASH!

Start off by making cannabutter... that actually takes so much of the psychoactives out of the waste as to possibly be undetectable... when you finish the recipe, you can take a giant pasta pot and boil the waste off, then pour all the liquid down the drain.

Toss the gunk left over into several layers of plastic bags and toss it in the nastiest most repulsive bag of rubbish in your house- you know, the one you pack up right as the trash man cometh... the ones with the coffee grounds and used tampons... maybe that crap your dog took on the living room floor earlier in the week... if they want to root around, eh go nuts fellas! eww.

I put my rubbish out right as the garbage man is backing up in the cul de sac. No chance for anyone else to have a go at it.

Your bill stubs should all be in the paper recycling anyway!