I like that last one.

Hmmm, if I believed in anything at all?
I'd be a Pantheist.
But, I don't, so I'm not.

Empathy, balanced with rational self-interest, makes ethics mandatory.

Think about that.

Now, should you sneeze, I might say "God bless you."
Not because I have any faith in anything.
It's just nicer than saying, "That sounds terrible, I hope you don't die and rot in a box"

Aloha,
Weeze