Detox options

[scatterbrain]

Does anybody know of any detoxification agents that I can use to pass random marijuana home tests? I know of the drinks and pills that allow you to pass a test for 5 hours after ingesting them, but those won't do the trick for me.


The tests are random and from the moment my dad asks me for piss he doesnt take his eyes off me... so i wouldn't be able to down a drink.

So like, does anybody know of a detox pill/drink that keeps you perpetually clean? Like 24/7 you'd be able to pass a test. I have heard that they exist but I'm not sure if that's true because I haven't been able to find any thru google.

scatterbrain Reviewed by scatterbrain on 07-08-2008. Detox options Does anybody know of any detoxification agents that I can use to pass random marijuana home tests? I know of the drinks and pills that allow you to pass a test for 5 hours after ingesting them, but those won't do the trick for me. The tests are random and from the moment my dad asks me for piss he doesnt take his eyes off me... so i wouldn't be able to down a drink. So like, does anybody know of a detox pill/drink that keeps you perpetually clean? Like 24/7 you'd be able to pass a test. Rating: 5

[jblitzed420]

I hear rat poison will do the trick... for your dad I mean.

[melodious fellow]

To my knowledge there are none of these pills that exist; if they did they would be expensive.

Hopefully you are over 18 and can move in with more educated persons.

Parents might eventually give up if they see 1. that you are still fulfilling all of your responsibilties, good grades, etc and 2. that there is nothing they can do to keep you from the erbs ; )

good luck, peace

[melodious fellow]

I hear rat poison will do the trick... for your dad I mean.

unnecessary.

A mod is going to tear you up for that bro...

smoke and be peaceful

[jblitzed420]

are people too high to recognize jokes? Not too worried about cannibis consequences

[jimmy8778]

dude, i got your back, i thought it was funny.

second, i have not heard of anything of the sort either. if you are allowed to use the bathroom in privacy then just keep some of the fake urine in your bathroom. If your dad watches you, then you have a creepy dad.

try testing positive, see what he does. sometimes parent threats are empty.

those are my options that i thought to present to you.

[painretreat]

Exactly, what are his threats. Would you be better off, if he did it? How far do you think he'll get, before he drops the threats and breaks down to your begging and crying? Or have you already been there? And therapy? Seems a lot more to this and the options are already clear to you! Not us; We tell you, do what makes you feel good and we'll support you, emotionally! But, advice in your situation; sounds a little more domplicated to share, what we would do, at about your age and see the long term problems or solutions in them! Good luck to you!:hippy:

[eltone]

In my over 30 years of pot smoking I can honestly say nothing ever worked for me but time. However, you have 2 options, 1) get some 'Clean" urine from a friend who does not smoke pot or do other drugs. 2)get your Dr to give you a prescription for Marinol. I was in a Methadone Detox program where we had to drop a UA randomly. Luckily, my Dr gave me a prescription form Marinol to control my nausea and vomiting from Diabetc Neuropathic Gastroparesis. One thing that might help you with your Dr, as my Dr told me Marinol is a schedule III drug and your Dr can call it in to the pharmacy. Plus a Dr can prescribe any LEGAL drug if he thinks it will help the patient. So don't let a Dr tell you he can't prescribe Marinol its just not true (unless there is no medical reason for you to have it), they can prescribe it if they have a legitimate reson for doing so. If you get clean urine tell you dad you have to take a dump and then make sure you have the clean urine in a plastic pill bottle that locks (so it won't leak) then while in the bathroom run the bottle under warm water to raise the temp to body temp. Otherwise your dad might suspect something. Peace and good luck. :smokin:

[killerweed420]

You could always keep some synthetic urine in your pocket. There are no substances that will get you clean or keep you clean. Time is the only cure.

[scatterbrain]

try testing positive, see what he does. sometimes parent threats are empty.

The threats are not empty, I tested positive a couple weeks ago and was "grounded" for 10 days. (18 years old, and grounded! luckily I'll be the fuck outta here in a couple months).

Marinol would be fuckin' amazing to have... but I don't think I have any ailments that could require it.

I suppose I'll just have to smoke very very infrequently for the next two months and let time do its thing. But thanks for all your support guys.