First, you absolutely MUST go see a doctor in regards to the blood. That could be a sign of something very serious, and lung infections are life-threatening. Being 'high as fuck' is not worth risking hospitalization or death over. And this is a medical cannabis site.

Many medical users have switched to vaporizers.
I like caramels. The recipe is linked within my washed cannabutter tutorial.
Cannabutter on toast is another perfectly functional way to get your breakfast bud fix.
Firecrackers are very popular among folks who like to be very discreet with their pot consumption, and if you make them with whole grain crackers and organic peanut butter, are quite nutritious as well- you get a lot of folic acid and fiber from the combination.