...I dont have crazy high storys like yall do

Two chrismases ago my sister and I were smoking in a wheat field and as we were walking back to our Hotel there were cops 10 feet away from us. When we reached them I busted put laughing and fell on the floor. My sister Whispered "Get up, get up I have weed on me" so I I said "What, what you have what on you?" and she picked me upa nd we ran so fucking fast.

Thats as crazy as i get.