A couple had been married for 50 years and it was their anniversary. They were sitting at the table at breakfast talking.

"You know i bet 50 years ago we were sitting here naked as jay birds," says Bill.
"Well what do you say?" replied Sue,"Lets get naked."

They remove all their clothes and continue breakfast.

"You know," said sue,"My nipples are as hot for you today as they were 50 years ago."
"Well, thats because one is in you oatmeal and the other is in your cofee!" replied bill.
SumSkater540 Reviewed by SumSkater540 on . The Joke Thread Inspired by the longest thread ever I've decided to create a thread deticated purely to jokes. add your own! here's some of mine: So a bear's walking through a forest and sees a rabbit. The bear says to the rabbit "hey buddy, do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" the rabbit replies "no". The bear then picks the rabbit up and wipes his ass with it. A peice of string walks into a bar and the bartender says "no string allowed". So the peice of string walks outside and asks Rating: 5