A couple had been married for 50 years and it was their anniversary. They were sitting at the table at breakfast talking.

"You know i bet 50 years ago we were sitting here naked as jay birds," says Bill.
"Well what do you say?" replied Sue,"Lets get naked."

They remove all their clothes and continue breakfast.

"You know," said sue,"My nipples are as hot for you today as they were 50 years ago."
"Well, thats because one is in you oatmeal and the other is in your cofee!" replied bill.