Fell A Sleep

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One afternoon, they took off for her house where they made
love for hours. Exhausted from the wild sex, they feel asleep,
awakening at 8:00 P.M. As the man threw on his clothes,
he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them
through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she complied.
He then slipped into his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.
The man replied, "Darling, I can't lie to you.
I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've
been having sex all afternoon and I fell asleep."
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said,
"You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!!"
Dope Chic Reviewed by Dope Chic on . The Joke Thread Inspired by the longest thread ever I've decided to create a thread deticated purely to jokes. add your own! here's some of mine: So a bear's walking through a forest and sees a rabbit. The bear says to the rabbit "hey buddy, do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" the rabbit replies "no". The bear then picks the rabbit up and wipes his ass with it. A peice of string walks into a bar and the bartender says "no string allowed". So the peice of string walks outside and asks Rating: 5