As a woman passes her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a
strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she
observed
her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator
Shocked, she asked; "What in the world are you doing?" The daughter
replied: "Mum, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is
about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and
leave me alone."
The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the
other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he
observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.
To his query as to what she was doing,
the daughter said; "Dad, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried,
and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband.
Please, go away and leave me alone."
A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed
the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise
coming from, of all places, the living room. She entered that area and
observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer, and
staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing
like crazy. The wife asked; "What the hell are you doing?"

The husband replied; "I'm watching the footy with my son-in-law."