tom, dick, and harry all die in a car accident and are standing at the pearly gates. St peter greets them and tells them that theyhave lived their lives in accordance to god so they may enter into heaven. But st.peter issues them this warning "God has a special bond with his favorite animal, the duck. Watch to make sure that you don't step on any or you will pay the concequences"
The first day they were waling around heaven and tom accidently steps on a duck and dissappears. A few hours later tom returns with a oman that is quite ugly. dick and Harrry ask tom where he picked up this brawd and tom replies "i stepped on a duck now i have to spend eternity with her."
On the second day the three and tom's new companion are walking around heaven and dick dissappears. Much like tom he returns a few hours later with a ugly women and tom goes to him "I see you stepped on a duck too"
to which dick replies "yes, I squashed the poor little duck and this is who I will spend the rest of eternity with.
On the third day the three are walking around again with tom and dicks new companions and Harry dissappears.
A few hours later he returns but much to tom and dick's suprize harry is accompanied by a gorgous woman who was a supermodel in her time on earth. tom and Dick are in awe and ask "Harry how did you gt her to spend eternity with?"
to this the beautiful woman replies "i stepped on a duck"