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04-19-2004, 09:51 PM #11Senior Member
The Joke Thread
alright here's a little joke that I think is quite funny and cute.
One day a dad and his 8 year old son were in the drugstore. The dad in a hurry takes the boy down the condom aisle. the little boy stops and looks at the condom and before dad could pull him a way the little boy points at a three pack of condom and asked dad "what are those?" being a caring dad he briefly told the boy that those are condoms and they are used to not make babies. the boy thinks this over briefly and asked "well why are there three in there?"
the dad replies " well son those are for high school boys: one for friday night, one for saturday night, and one for sunday night."
the boy then notices a six pack of condoms and says"daddy daddy that box says there's six in there. Who are them for?"
the dad replies "well those are for college boys son:2 for friday, 2 for saturday, and 2 for sunday"
the little boy then spots the box of 12 condoms. "Daddy, daddy that big box there, who are those for?"
the dad says to the boy"well son those are for the married men; 1 for january, 1 for febuary,1 for march......
that's my favorite joke hope you guys liked it
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